If Buhari is a thief in the night, what is Fayose… the vigilante?

So Muhammadu Buhari returned to the country yesterday, March 6, and the governor on his trail, Ayo Fayose, also returned to his duty.
The ruler governor of Ekiti state, must have really missed the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) because as soon as he arrived, he swiftly jumped on his case.
According to vigilant(e) Fayose, “They brought in Buhari like a thief in the night.”
And he says he’s been proven as a truth-teller, owing to Buhari’s response when asked if he went to the hospital in the UK.
Just in case you’re still being entertained by Fayose’s statements, below is his latest offering:

“When asked by press men whether or not he ever visited any hospital in UK, Buhari said: ‘What is wrong for me to go the hospital?’ By this statement from Buhari himself, it is clear that APC and its lying leaders tried to fool Nigerians, lying so brazenly and using fake pictures to authenticate their lies.
“Even though there is nothing wrong in Buhari going for medicare abroad, afterall he should be seeing his doctors more often at his age, it is shameful that APC lied so brazenly trying to cover up the obvious reasons Buhari travelled for 15 days.
“What is wrong is the lies told to defend Buhari’s trip to the UK to rest and seek medicare. The fake pictures of Buhari walking the streets of London, the fake Tony Blair picture and the use of pictures taken in Transcorp Hilton, Abuja and claiming that the pictures were taken in London is the main issue.
“Most importantly, presenting Buhari to us as a superhuman, who can never fall sick is what is wrong and Nigerians are expecting Buhari to apologise for all the lies told in an attempt to cover up the real reasons he (Buhari) travelled secretly to UK.”